Ten Life Tips - Helping one Nark at a time.
1. Never underestimate midgets.
2. Do not look people in the eye in Chicago... Hey "F*CK YOU"
2. Do not look people in the eye in Chicago... Hey "F*CK YOU"
3. When someone says "if you don't... I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!" It is usually a joke.
4. Dance to Lou Bega, enough said.
5. Lock your closet.. You never know who is going to get in there....
6. ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT, YOUNG, SMART WOMAN.
7. Go Bowling on nights of blizzards just to bother Launa.. Oh and write bird telephone wire poems too.
7. Go Bowling on nights of blizzards just to bother Launa.. Oh and write bird telephone wire poems too.
8. Go watch "Pinky the Cat" on YouTube its the second link down... Go now emily. No now.
9. Cry on your 16th birthday because driving is too big of a responsibility
10. Embrace your olive skin, because i'm a pasty queen frostine.
I love you Emily!! I miss you!!! Can't wait for Costa Rica emile!
hahahahah i love this
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